Is that a dead horse or are you just not happy to see me?

E: I did not know hall be so small.
And mother so big.

We discover:
Depression is a dead horse.

E suggests making glue
knowing that K will suggest
"surely we can make something useful out of it!"

Dead horse is also just a cute, stuffed animal horse.
So, when you are experiencing a block
that is really either a dead horse
or a stuffed animal horse.
Or both.

Don't worry!
We discover:
Fairy Godmother Unicorn

Unicorns never die, so they will never turn into dead horse.
Call us when you find it.
Please. Thank you. You're welcome. Goodbye.

We discuss:
Skydiving options.
Like taking everyone up with us and pushing them out.
K suggests this is why skydiving was invented to begin with.

Are you OK?

We discover:
Firecracker Jack-in-the-box

He jumps out when you ask for help.
E: Maybe he can be your new therapist!

Please slap me with a red flag

K: We give you just enough to keep you hoping.
E: And hopping.

E: Don't think I am taking advantage of you.
I am.

K: (looking to the sky)
God, thank you for slapping me in the face!
E: No, no. That was me.

E: I'm seeing more and more red flags.
I think they're more than red.
K: I think they're on fire.
E: No, neon orange.

Fireworks work!

E: I am bear.
Please not to poke.

I am bunny.
Please not to stroke.

I am rabbit.
Please not to tickle.

We discover:
Confi-dance
E: You have a problem!
(point finger)

I am so good at this.
I can fix it.
(point both hands to own chest)

Don't worry!
(both arms out w/ hands out in 'stop')

Merry-go-squared

We discover:
Bennie Bunny Funny Money.

A + B + C = more money for me!
You need me
but I don't need you.
Except I do.

We discuss:
Burning therapy bridge

I love to watch her squirm.
She's a worm.
E: No, she's a slug.

K: OK, first I was riding dead horse.
And now I'm riding a slug?!
I think dead horse was better.
E: But slug at least is alive!
K: Yeah, but dead horse has legs!
I can rock on it...

K: Ooh, look!
Here's my merry-go-round!
I can sit on a dead horse.
Or on a slug.
There's a lecherous old man;
I can sit on his lap.
Or an angry old woman,
who holds me in a tight hug!

E: And there's a snack bar with creepy ice cream.
K: Of course there's toppings.
How 'bout some guilt on that?
E: No, guilt is for hot dogs.

We discuss:
Different flavors of creepy

E: Creepy ice cream.
What would it look like?
K: Transparent jelly...
with mysterious bits of stuff floating in it.
E: Look, you can see right through me...
but what's floating in me;
I don't know...
how did that get there!

We discover new character:
Inner First Responder:
Ready to respond to everyone's needs.
And ignore ours.

E: My First Responder is blindfolded.
And asleep!

We discuss:
Home Personal Aid

E: It could be a dog.
K: Even better. It could be a cat.
A cat home personal aid.
I think I grew up with one.

E: Hey! I've tried helping you the right way!
Now I'll help you the wrong way!

E: We change,
we get new perspective.
Everything looks different,
feels different...
but everything looks the same!
Why!!!
I don't understand...