(Wead in a lithp)
We discover new characters:
Lyspa
and her lisper-in-training cohort
Lyspinka
E: I must be very young to lithping like this.
How come you sound older?
K: I'm mature but completely retarded.
(Hey! Fthupid! Are fyou threading thif in a lithp?)
E: Maybe you need to think in lisp.
K: Is that even possible?!
E: Of course. If you can think in a different language,
you can think in a lisp.
This is called E's Hypothesis.
We disuss:
Doors to entering the portal
Door One
Talking in a different language
(like lithping)
Door Two
Using hand gestures
Many of them
Big ones
Door Three
Super-Bipolar-Woman
aka
Complete insanity
We discuss:
Gainful employment
Lithping job interview
Multiple personality disorder job interview
We discover:
Descriptive names
E: Mr. Food-face-on-mouth is very talented at making you angry.
K: That's why I cannot leave him.
E: What about the 'three strikes you're out' rule?
K: Strikes are what you hit him with, right?
Strike one! You have food on face!
Strike two! You are closing eyes!
...Are those little bells you're ringing?
E: No! Those are little red flags I'm waving!
E: I know why Mr. Food-face-on-mouth comes to sessions with food on mouth:
Then it's tax-deductible.
K: (laths hytherically in a lithp)
(yeth, thith ith pothible according to E'th Hypothethif)
(pleathe. thankfyou)
