Wednesday, June 29, 2016

broillant

so you want to be a successful failure?
we already are!

emotional suicide
K: seriously?
E: seriously
K: seriously
E: no.

emotional suicide
and homicide!

they'll take emotional suicide seriously
but they won't take us seriously

violin timer

gestures
props

resting bitch face

broillant
we invent:
screen window for car

broilliant
we invent:
heavenly stars ice cream
dark indigo vanilla ice cream
with white chocolate
studded with poprocks

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

it's payback time

we discover:
the irreverent gurus
the irreverent coach

recovery from recovery
mottoes:

everything needs to be irreverent

you must interrupt

if you never try to do it right
you can't do it wrong

there's a ridiculous answer to any question

irreverence is our business
and business is money

presentation of who we are:
flyer
meetup

meeting:
how many times a week
concurrent meetings? series?
maximum amount of people?

valuable
free
you give us $20
you get 45 minutes of laughter and tears
free water
free ice cubes
free cookies
3 kinds of cookies and only 1 is imaginary
unfortunately, the imaginary ones are your favorite

free intro
short intro
ice cream graduation
graduating, ordaining
irreverent crowns
satisfaction or you pay us

we discover:
I don't have to help or teach
collateral improvement
 
part that is scared:
don't be
hide!
I will deal with the scary
Vladmira will do the scary thing