empire built out of legos and filled with diamonds

Practice meeting:
Bats in bellfry
aka The I don't know meeting

K learns to her horror that original bargain struck with demons
was made by her, not by demons
demon is spoiled, no wonder it does not want to leave

We learn inner demons need to find another story to inhabit
hey, demon, here's one: (in the children's section!) 'This is Alcatraz'
ahem
Queen Esther Diamond and Lord Kat Lego
stealthily move from last week's undertakers anonymous meeting to intergalactic wealth takeover
it starts with this week's vacation:
E is taking her family on a cruise to either spain or alaska (probably both!), maybe they come back on her private jet, E doesn't like to waste time (she can delegate someone else to do that for her)
K, inspired by a children's book, buys a private train and takes a party of 10 (including E, of course) to party for a week traveling to Arizona,
everyone gets a private car, there is dining, music and merriment
and then two weeks in the wilderness enjoying the summer in all its glory of sun, water and stars
after our vacation, E suggests we attend one more session of undertakers anonymous to confess:
E: my diamond encrusted pool is not completely full of diamonds, it's missing a bit at the top edge, I'm underachieving!
K: sometimes, I see something I want and cannot acquire it, and then have to build a replica instead, I'm underachieving!
don't come back!
we don't let our lack of college education or graduation get in the way of teaching
E teaches food presentation while K teaches play to kids and adults
we discover:
wealth means delegation
it sure takes the pressure off
K is mad: Nobody in undertakers told me this! They let me suffer fearing that my wealthiness would be a burden. ...but everything can be delegated.
it means donald trump cleaning your toilets, martha stewart and oprah and the dalai lama patting you on the back
we realize being ridiculously wealthy means teaching the wealthy amateurs the art of beautiful wealth by becoming our servants and learning from the masters
k rolls out of bed onto the message table
e sleeps on the message table and has manicurists ready on the side and a pedicurist (scoot scoot) at the foot of the bed
e I delegate so much I'm barely alive!
E has 10 patents and 20 pending
one son is lego inventor and other is nobel prize winner
E: something in nuclear physics -  I don't understand but he does
(we find out later it has to do with cloning herself so her clone can be delegated to deal with family; K hires crackerjack to be her autoreject and deal with her family as "buffer")
we share wealth with family
but from far away (see above)
we delegate helping others to others
our responsibility is to enjoy our wealth - and we do!
K lives by the ocean (fresh seafood) in her double donut house designed by her
E lives in her mansion designed by a topnotch architect and decorated by the someone from the royal family
K has pet pigs
E pets her diamonds
woodworking
E was president but the white house was not up to her standards so resigned
(delegated really)
and became queen
e: when I bought china...
k: you mean the country!
e: no, the dinnerware
(is this underachievement, too?! No, later we find E bought canada, Niagara falls (filled it with diamonds), the U.S. mint. and is the queen of the antarctic)
When E buys U.S. mint, she puts her lovely face on the 100 dollar bill, making it more colorful in more ways than one, and encrusts in with diamond dust, which might cause blindness, but such be the dangers of beauty...)
E buys Empire State Building and renames it ?, K feels beaten to the punch, builds replica and names it King Kone
 K buys Lego and splits off those fancy sets; scandianvian family is bought out with diamonds
E runs out of closet space and puts diamonds in the sky (yes, that's what stars are)
K reveals: half of my wealth comes from sales of my narnia closets, it's such a sense of security
E has closets of her own, beautifally designed, with adjustable rails,
e's bestseller typo book and soon to be released non fiction typo book
k's illustrated typo of my life memoir with typo illustrations
k: to let it go, I make a movie about it and...
e: ...release it
k: yes
movies
blog
custom clothes
food
shoes  oh, I know him; gepetto
wall of food menu,corporate
makeup artist
therapist
visual
E wonders how many hits our latest youtube video has, but K reminds her we own youtube
so does it even matter...
we discover that takeovers contain pleasures that startups do not;
case in point:
k's takeover of lego, kept the basics, split off all those fancy sets
future (next week) takeover of ben and jerry's to create and patent our new flavors:
?
sheila, marsha flavor
20 flavors, to go with E's 20 flavored whipped cream flavors (why didn't anyone think of this before?!)
along with supreme wealth we achieve world peace
partially achieved by replacing all lame support groups with play and setting all their meetings on fire and lighting a big bonfire of all their literature (seen from outer space!)
we delegate deprivation, too!
mostly to Trump and Hillary and Bill

I scream, you scream...

... my mother didn't love me!

do yourself a disservice

we invent:
ice creams

the my mother didn't love me ice cream
container with IUO note in it

the luxury and deprivation series

I'm too good and too sane
to be alive
to be true

broillant

so you want to be a successful failure?
we already are!

emotional suicide
K: seriously?
E: seriously
K: seriously
E: no.

emotional suicide
and homicide!

they'll take emotional suicide seriously
but they won't take us seriously

violin timer

gestures
props

resting bitch face

broillant
we invent:
screen window for car

broilliant
we invent:
heavenly stars ice cream
dark indigo vanilla ice cream
with white chocolate
studded with poprocks

it's payback time

we discover:
the irreverent gurus
the irreverent coach

recovery from recovery
mottoes:

everything needs to be irreverent

you must interrupt

if you never try to do it right
you can't do it wrong

there's a ridiculous answer to any question

irreverence is our business
and business is money

presentation of who we are:
flyer
meetup

meeting:
how many times a week
concurrent meetings? series?
maximum amount of people?

valuable
free
you give us $20
you get 45 minutes of laughter and tears
free water
free ice cubes
free cookies
3 kinds of cookies and only 1 is imaginary
unfortunately, the imaginary ones are your favorite

free intro
short intro
ice cream graduation
graduating, ordaining
irreverent crowns
satisfaction or you pay us

we discover:
I don't have to help or teach
collateral improvement
 
part that is scared:
don't be
hide!
I will deal with the scary
Vladmira will do the scary thing

Story #5: You Idiom, you!

"Bite your tongue, you wet blanket!"
"You're the spitting image of bring home the bacon!"
"Not only are you too big for your britches, you're also long in the tooth!"
"An eye for eye and a tooth for a tooth; off the top of my head, I'm going to blow my top!"
"Do you have cold feet? You wolf in sheep's clothing!"
"Mum's the word if you try to pull the wool over my eyes, you cry wolf old wive's tale!"
"I'm not going to let sleeping dogs lie; it's a dog eat dog world, but you bark is worse than your bite!"
"You're biting off more than you can chew, you black sheep calling the kettle black!"
"You're driving me up the wall; I'll have you eating humble pie out of my hands!"

"That's food for thought... we're full of beans and full of hot air."
"You hit the nail right on the head, but our hearts are in the right place."
"Yeah, they're between a rock and a hard place, so let's stop blowing our own horns and take the bull by the horns."
"We might be making a mountain out of a molehill, but we did miss the boat."
"We're in the same boat, so we need to shape up or ship out, and fly by the seat of our pants."
"I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, never went to the school of hard knocks or had to sing for my supper."
"I have no skeletons in my closet, and rain or shine, I call the shots and sell like hot cakes."

Story #4: Part 3

w/ sudden affection, she thinks "I love all animals".
She says, "You look so elfin and mischievious.", and then bursts out laughing.
"James, you mule, that's not fair! I'm a square peg looking at a round hole."
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!", quips James, "So, you finally realized it was just your reflection?"
Susanna nods peacefully, and arm in arm, they walk under the arch that says "Cloud nine".
The end (of ever writing a story again in split sentences)

Story #4: part 2

"Let's make it a safari-themed party."
For a moment Susanna senses a kicking in her belly, but she brushes it aside.
James asks, "Is something leaking on the pathway?"
"I smell oregano!", exclaims Susanna, "Oh! That's it! I forgot to eat!"
James says, "Something funny is happening with the plants; they're leaking like olive branches."
"Is it possible they were struck by lightening?"
"James, I'm feeling weak and disadvantaged, I'm about to blackout from my cravings."
"My humerus is out of whack and it's all because the magic is finally leaving my system."
"James, why didn't you bring me a brioche?"
James starts to stutter as he is overtaken by laughter.
"I-I-I brought a whole feast of chicken lo mein and everything else you can imagine."
He gently leads her through the house towards the front door, and upon stepping outside they enter a giant fair that James has organized just for her.
Susanna giddily exclaims, "Hunkapappa! Look at that amazing sight! Can we start with the food?"
She runs right over to a sign that says "Brain food from all over the world".
She hungrily devours each sample plate and she's so happy she does a little Myrtle dance.
She skips over to a sign that says "Trees of the world" and all her senses blossom and come to life.
Suddenly, she sees a twin image of herself but she doesn't believe her eyes. 
Confused, she turns to James and says, "I'm weirded out and that's making me mad."
James quickly says, "You know, when I get mad, it gets scary; when you get mad, it gets funny."
Susanna punches his arm and scowls, "Who's side are you on?"
"If you won't protect me, you're just an unauthorized visitor."
Uncertainly, Susanna faces the twin image...