Practice meeting:
Bats in bellfry
aka The I don't know meeting
K learns to her horror that original bargain struck with demons
was made by her, not by demons
demon is spoiled, no wonder it does not want to leave
We learn inner demons need to find another story to inhabit
hey, demon, here's one: (in the children's section!) 'This is Alcatraz'
ahem
Queen Esther Diamond and Lord Kat Lego
stealthily move from last week's undertakers anonymous meeting to intergalactic wealth takeover
it starts with this week's vacation:
E is taking her family on a cruise to either spain or alaska (probably both!), maybe they come back on her private jet, E doesn't like to waste time (she can delegate someone else to do that for her)
K, inspired by a children's book, buys a private train and takes a party of 10 (including E, of course) to party for a week traveling to Arizona,
everyone gets a private car, there is dining, music and merriment
and then two weeks in the wilderness enjoying the summer in all its glory of sun, water and stars
after our vacation, E suggests we attend one more session of undertakers anonymous to confess:
E: my diamond encrusted pool is not completely full of diamonds, it's missing a bit at the top edge, I'm underachieving!
K: sometimes, I see something I want and cannot acquire it, and then have to build a replica instead, I'm underachieving!
don't come back!
we don't let our lack of college education or graduation get in the way of teaching
E teaches food presentation while K teaches play to kids and adults
we discover:
wealth means delegation
it sure takes the pressure off
K is mad: Nobody in undertakers told me this! They let me suffer fearing that my wealthiness would be a burden. ...but everything can be delegated.
it means donald trump cleaning your toilets, martha stewart and oprah and the dalai lama patting you on the back
we realize being ridiculously wealthy means teaching the wealthy amateurs the art of beautiful wealth by becoming our servants and learning from the masters
k rolls out of bed onto the message table
e sleeps on the message table and has manicurists ready on the side and a pedicurist (scoot scoot) at the foot of the bed
e I delegate so much I'm barely alive!
E has 10 patents and 20 pending
one son is lego inventor and other is nobel prize winner
E: something in nuclear physics - I don't understand but he does
(we find out later it has to do with cloning herself so her clone can be delegated to deal with family; K hires crackerjack to be her autoreject and deal with her family as "buffer")
we share wealth with family
but from far away (see above)
we delegate helping others to others
our responsibility is to enjoy our wealth - and we do!
K lives by the ocean (fresh seafood) in her double donut house designed by her
E lives in her mansion designed by a topnotch architect and decorated by the someone from the royal family
K has pet pigs
E pets her diamonds
woodworking
E was president but the white house was not up to her standards so resigned
(delegated really)
and became queen
e: when I bought china...
k: you mean the country!
e: no, the dinnerware
(is this underachievement, too?! No, later we find E bought canada, Niagara falls (filled it with diamonds), the U.S. mint. and is the queen of the antarctic)
When E buys U.S. mint, she puts her lovely face on the 100 dollar bill, making it more colorful in more ways than one, and encrusts in with diamond dust, which might cause blindness, but such be the dangers of beauty...)
E buys Empire State Building and renames it ?, K feels beaten to the punch, builds replica and names it King Kone
K buys Lego and splits off those fancy sets; scandianvian family is bought out with diamonds
E runs out of closet space and puts diamonds in the sky (yes, that's what stars are)
K reveals: half of my wealth comes from sales of my narnia closets, it's such a sense of security
E has closets of her own, beautifally designed, with adjustable rails,
e's bestseller typo book and soon to be released non fiction typo book
k's illustrated typo of my life memoir with typo illustrations
k: to let it go, I make a movie about it and...
e: ...release it
k: yes
movies
blog
custom clothes
food
shoes oh, I know him; gepetto
wall of food menu,corporate
makeup artist
therapist
visual
E wonders how many hits our latest youtube video has, but K reminds her we own youtube
so does it even matter...
we discover that takeovers contain pleasures that startups do not;
case in point:
k's takeover of lego, kept the basics, split off all those fancy sets
future (next week) takeover of ben and jerry's to create and patent our new flavors:
?
sheila, marsha flavor
20 flavors, to go with E's 20 flavored whipped cream flavors (why didn't anyone think of this before?!)
along with supreme wealth we achieve world peace
partially achieved by replacing all lame support groups with play and setting all their meetings on fire and lighting a big bonfire of all their literature (seen from outer space!)
we delegate deprivation, too!
mostly to Trump and Hillary and Bill
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