Breakthrough

E: We need to go through the portal.
K: That's too vaginal, I need something phallic; how 'bout a pole?
E: Down the rabbit hole.
K: Or a slide.

E: I got it! A breakthrough!

We will do anything to feel alive!
We are equal opportunity organ eaters.
K: Can I get a business card for that?

This medicine has sound effects.

Why is there no Emotional Service Station?
And what would that look like?

I am so immersed in the program I'm practically drowning in it.
Stop working the steps and give them a vacation!
I respect the steps; I don't step on them.
I'm climbing up the 12 step pedestal.

K: My negative feelings are wild animals; I'm a wild animal handler!
E: They are stray feelings!
K: Mine have testicles!
E: Mine have portals!
K: So my feelings aren't domesticated!
E: In that case, 'let go and let god' really means spay, neuter, release!
K: If they're stray, then why am I taking care of them? Can I run them over?
E: Sure!
K: Oh! And my positive feelings are not mating.
E: Yeah, 'cause they're malnourished, they're stunted! And there's too few of them!
K: They're trying to mate with the wild ones! And they're getting eaten by them!

OH!! (double finger point)
(peals of laughter)