Let me shove you off the wagon

E: Honestly, Kat, we're the creepy ones.

E: No names - we practice generic evil.

K:There's the steps.
E: $19.99
K:There's the gold steps.
E: $29.99
K: And then there's platinum steps. You can't afford them.

Salanon:
We knead those steps into you.

You fell off the wagon.
Steps lead to the wagon: why didn't anyone tell me?!

E: Of course, she's a plant.

K: Confusion to the second power:
I don't know
but I should know.

E: Confusion to the third power:
I don't know
but I should know
but I can't know.

E: Magic = Priceless = Important

E: There's black beers in my backyard.
K: Budweiser or Heineken?