Friday, May 22, 2015

Around the world (and we never even left the parking lot!)

Thank you, please, thank you.
We discover:
Improv Therapy 

K: It could be anything you wanted it to be.
E: I wish it could be something good to eat.

K's Backroll Dance:
You want me to do what? Is there a buffet?
Sure.
I'll think about it.
Maybe.
Nope.

E's Chik-Chak Dance:
Sure.
No way!

E gives props to purple onions:
K: So, they never let you down.
E: No, they always let me down.
K: But they let you down easy?
E: Over easy.
K: So it grounds the sandwich.
E: oh, it buries it. Underground.

Southern Withdrawal Part 2 (drumsticks)
PRWASA (Please Read with a Southern Accent)

We discover:
Melba Toast

K: Honeychild, I finally found the way to let it go:
I let it go.
Then I take it back.
And then you rip it out of my hands.

Chorus (with callback):
Can I get 'yeah'!
Yeah!
Can I get 'I'll think about it'!
I'll think about it!
Can I get a 'maybe'!
Maybe.
Can I get a 'no way'!
No way!

We discover:
Anti-motivation

1.I know you can do it, yes you can!
2. Well, I'm not so sure.
3. It probably won't work out.
4. Eh, why bother.
5. Yeah! Motivation!

K: I've got roadblocks in my mind.
E: I thought you had roadkill?
K: That too.

K: When something bothers me,
I want to chase it down,
run it over,
and then wear around around my neck
like a nice stole.
Mm-mm-m.

We discover:
Amasink and Jummy Russian lady

We take it to the next level:
Melba talks to Russian lady
E: I need my space.
K: Then let's just put some drumsticks between us.

E: It's been luffly.
It's been amasink.
Thank you, please, thank you.

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