Unmeeting

We discover:
Shirley-I-can-make-this-work
a.k.a.
Shirley-I can-get something-out-of-this
a.k.a
Shirley-there's-a-silver-lining-here

K sits on her head.
E suggests we kick her out of the car.
We do.
With glee.

K suspects Shirley to be previously discovered disloyal cheerleader.
Both are looking seriously disheveled and unkempt.

We discover:
Shirley-I'm/you're/we're-a-failure
a.k.a.
Shirley-this-will-fail/not-work
a.k.a.
Shirley-this-is-not-worth-it

We call back the first Shirley
and we let them both go at it.

Notes on the Shirleys:
They are truth tellers.
They are disguises.
They cover up other people. And plants. You know who you are.

Snorts!

Dangerous hugs:
the my-hands-are-full-hug
the trap-neuter-release-hug
a.k.a.
the double-squeeze-hug
(includes heavy breathing and sound effects)

Get with the program:
Hi, I'm Jean.
Hi Jean.

Hi, I'm Strung.
Hi Strung.

Hi, I'm Falutin.
Hi Falutin.

Hi, I'm Maintenance.
Hi Maintenance.

Hi, I'm Fidelity.
Hi Fidelity.

Hi, I'm Flyer.
Hi Flyer.

Hi, I'm Class.
Hi Class.

Hi, I'm Jack.
Hi Jack.

Hi, I'm Per.
Hi Per.

Hi, I'm Beam.
Hi Beam.

Yes, you can say hello, too:
H'llo Jean
H'llo Strung
H'llo Maintenance
H'llo Fidelity
H'llo Class

Hi, I'm I-don't-know-who-the-hell-I am.

Plans for a character meeting.
Let's make a  Box-o-Props!

Plans for a character fantasy shopping spree.

Don't forget the 3C's:
I can choke it, I can cheat it, I can crush it