Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Bean there

E: How are you?
K: I'm good. No, I'm evil!

K: I'm sorry about my anger.
E: No problem.
I have plenty of my own anger.
I buy it in bulk.

E: You be effil.
It's no problem.

K: It was always two realities.
E: No, it was no reality.
Ever.

K: I'm halfway to delusional.
OMG! I failed at being delusional, too.
E: Yeah, the delusional swirl.
K: Could be an ice cream flavor.

K: I don't need tools.
I need musical instruments.

K: We overdosed on the program!
Now we need another program to deal with that...

E: Drive with cution.
K: But sit on whoopee caution.

E: That relationship is a can of expired beans.
K: Now I can let it go!
Should I open them first?

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