Anti-stupid, stupid

We discuss:
The Anti-meeting
aka The fake meeting
aka The whatever, stupid-meeting

Anti-meeting includes:

Anti-opening
E: No, don't let it begin with me.
K: Let it begin with doughnut!

Anti-steps

Anti-literature:
E: Someone picks random book off the shelf,
then picks random page,
and we twist it!
K: We bend it!
Can you handle it?
We flip it!
We flop it!
Pour sauce on it!

Anti-slogans

Anti-traditions
K: The ones you can sprinkle on your cereal.

Anti-concepts

Anti-business meeting included, of course.

Anti-logo:
E: Circle with 'anti' in the middle.
Equals anti core!
K: Equals doughnut!
It all comes back to food.
E: Yes.
(Reader, this is 'yes' is said in fabulous russian accent.
Please to come to meeting to experience this for yourself.)

OMK!
OME!
We discover:
Anti-therapy!
E: Fun and crazy.
K: Uh, we keep rediscovering this
over and over again...
I blame dead horse.

Therapy-free zone:
E: Free to do nothing.
K: And everything.
Stupid.

Anti-platitudes:
'Make the most of it'
becomes:
E: 'Make the least of it, stupid!'

'They did the best they could'
becomes:
E: 'They did the best they could.
For themselves!'

'Don't let anything get you down'
becomes:
K: 'A dead horse fell on top of me,
but that's ok -
I always wanted a pony!'
or
'Don't look down!
There is a dead horse!
Don't look up!
Dead horse there too!
E: Just don't.'

Anti-moral of this anti-platitude:
K: 'Don't let dead horse get you up!

'Pick yourself back up'
becomes
K: 'Since I keep falling down here,
why don't I learn to ride dead horse!'

We discuss:
Primary resume

Jobs we did.
Starting from birth.
Maybe from before.

Quiet lines and fine places

E: We need to find a quiet place.
Meaning we need to find a place where we don't have to be quiet!

We discover:
Superhero Princess
and
Monster Princess

K: This means I need a Superhero Princess resume.
E: Yes, you do.
K: You never hear a boy saying he wants to be a prince.
E: No, you don't.

We discuss:
Fine lines

E: It would be ok if there were a couple of fine lines to deal with.
But not fine lines all over the place!

K: Ok, a fine line is thin, but it's long.
A thick line is clear but it's very short.
E: Why are you drawing the lines as shapes?
K: Ok, it is just a line and you are standing in front of it.
Or are you standing on it?
Or is it over your head?
Or behind you?
Or on your left?
Or your right?
E: Any of those, but only one at a time!

K: Hey fine lines!
Grow a little!
E: Grow a lot!

We discuss:
Martians

We don't gossip.
Except we do.
If you were an extra-terrestrial you would understand this.

Same or sane?

E: Once you do this you will never be the same again.
K: Same or sane?
E: Both!

E: I had a light bulb moment.
K: Please not to break!
E: It's already broken.
K: Oh, so you have a broken light bulb moment!
E: If light bulb moment is AHA!,
then is broken light bulb moment HA HA!?
K: Or is HAA... AAH...?

Program is reinvented once again with one, simple stroke of genius:
E: Add stupid after every slogan = better program.
Let go and let God, stupid.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Think, stupid.
K: Amazink. You have done it again.
E: Yes.

We discuss:
Answering messages

K: Please to leave a message after the Honk:
HONK!!!

Please to leave a message after the Meow:
MEOW!!!

Please to leave a message after the s:
SSSSSS!!!

E: Please to leave a message after the wheeze.
WHEEZE!!!

K: Please to leave a message after the sneeze:
ACHOOO!!!

E: Please to leave a message after the sleaze!
K: Oh, yeah.
Please to leave a message after the sleaze:
(Heavy panting)!!!

K: Please to leave a message after the scream.
AAARRRGH!!!

K: During session his eyes start closing.
When I point this out, he say he is concentrating.
E: Yes, this is how I concentrate: ZZZZZ!

Whatever it takes

E: Martian say; "If you live in the third step (and hand it over),
you don't live in fear."
K: ARRRGH! (Hitting head with both hands) I hit my head with rock!
E: Oh, that works, too.
Every time you have fear, you hit head with rock.
K: So simple.
You simplify whole program.
Amazink.
E: Yes.

We discuss:
Answering messages

Leave a message after the beep.
Please. Thank you. You're welcome. Goodbye.

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