Anti-stupid, stupid

We discuss:
The Anti-meeting
aka The fake meeting
aka The whatever, stupid-meeting

Anti-meeting includes:

Anti-opening
E: No, don't let it begin with me.
K: Let it begin with doughnut!

Anti-steps

Anti-literature:
E: Someone picks random book off the shelf,
then picks random page,
and we twist it!
K: We bend it!
Can you handle it?
We flip it!
We flop it!
Pour sauce on it!

Anti-slogans

Anti-traditions
K: The ones you can sprinkle on your cereal.

Anti-concepts

Anti-business meeting included, of course.

Anti-logo:
E: Circle with 'anti' in the middle.
Equals anti core!
K: Equals doughnut!
It all comes back to food.
E: Yes.
(Reader, this is 'yes' is said in fabulous russian accent.
Please to come to meeting to experience this for yourself.)

OMK!
OME!
We discover:
Anti-therapy!
E: Fun and crazy.
K: Uh, we keep rediscovering this
over and over again...
I blame dead horse.

Therapy-free zone:
E: Free to do nothing.
K: And everything.
Stupid.

Anti-platitudes:
'Make the most of it'
becomes:
E: 'Make the least of it, stupid!'

'They did the best they could'
becomes:
E: 'They did the best they could.
For themselves!'

'Don't let anything get you down'
becomes:
K: 'A dead horse fell on top of me,
but that's ok -
I always wanted a pony!'
or
'Don't look down!
There is a dead horse!
Don't look up!
Dead horse there too!
E: Just don't.'

Anti-moral of this anti-platitude:
K: 'Don't let dead horse get you up!

'Pick yourself back up'
becomes
K: 'Since I keep falling down here,
why don't I learn to ride dead horse!'

We discuss:
Primary resume

Jobs we did.
Starting from birth.
Maybe from before.