Same or sane?

E: Once you do this you will never be the same again.
K: Same or sane?
E: Both!

E: I had a light bulb moment.
K: Please not to break!
E: It's already broken.
K: Oh, so you have a broken light bulb moment!
E: If light bulb moment is AHA!,
then is broken light bulb moment HA HA!?
K: Or is HAA... AAH...?

Program is reinvented once again with one, simple stroke of genius:
E: Add stupid after every slogan = better program.
Let go and let God, stupid.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Think, stupid.
K: Amazink. You have done it again.
E: Yes.

We discuss:
Answering messages

K: Please to leave a message after the Honk:
HONK!!!

Please to leave a message after the Meow:
MEOW!!!

Please to leave a message after the s:
SSSSSS!!!

E: Please to leave a message after the wheeze.
WHEEZE!!!

K: Please to leave a message after the sneeze:
ACHOOO!!!

E: Please to leave a message after the sleaze!
K: Oh, yeah.
Please to leave a message after the sleaze:
(Heavy panting)!!!

K: Please to leave a message after the scream.
AAARRRGH!!!

K: During session his eyes start closing.
When I point this out, he say he is concentrating.
E: Yes, this is how I concentrate: ZZZZZ!