Snort in, snort out

K: With family, there were pockets of goodness.
And then it went down in flames
E: You had barbecue family.

E: Hi, my name is KH-HICK (please simulate choking combined with cat getting rid of hairball).
K: Hi KH-HICK!
E: Actually, my full name is KH-HICK (snort in) KH-HIK (snort out).
K: Hi, KHICK (snort in) KCIHK (snort out).
My name is hairball!
No, wait, my name is (loud snort)!
E: Hi (loud snort)!

E: What does your Shirley look like?
K: My Shirley is dressed like a cheerleader.
She's Shirley-it-will-work-out.
Yours is not?
E: Not. My Shirley is Shirley-cannot.
She's dressed for a funeral.
K: She works in a funeral parlour?
E: She IS a funeral parlour.

We discuss:
Character Costumes

Two russian ladies own the same dress.
(ah, the clearance rack)
Stan wears women's clothing but passes it off as buddhist robes.
Melba likes bright and tropical colors.
Shirley is big on ruffles and homey prints.
Steve might be walking around naked...