Pig's out of the bag

K: I give away my credit..
E: And then you are in debt.
K: ...and now I have empty bag! (Sob)
E: No, now you have bag filled with black holes!

We discuss:
Costumes and baggage for characters

Russian lady Vladmira:

E: How is hair?
K: She have choppy blag wig.
E: And what is wearing?
K: Print dress.
Big prints of, let's say, children playing.
E: With knives.
K: Or little animals.
E: Playing with knives.
K: Or fruit.
E: Playing with knives.

E: And what kind of baggage for Vladmira?
K: Big, heavy handbag.
Big enough to hold pork chop.
E: No, big enough to hold whole pig!
K: Nooo...
Knife to kill pig is in bag.
Pig is running along as pet.

Southern peach Melba

K: Big Hair. Lots of different wigs.
E: What color?
K: Any color, as long as it's big.
Colorful clothes.
And small bag, full of James Bond equipment.
Shhh.

Bad English accent Edward
K: Backpack.
And Edward doesn't know what's in it.

Cheerleader Shirley
Carrying a clutch.
That she keeps losing.
But 'surely that's ok'.

Ghost Steve
K: If he has any stuff, it's hidden in some trees.

Megalomaniac Stan
K: Full set of Samsonite hidden in the closet.
And car is big handbag.