Sofa: Yes. Please. Thank you. Dead horse wallpaper: No!

We discover:
Talking in third person
i.e. gossiping about ourselves

E: Esmerelda is undecided.
K: Kassandra heard that.
E: Esmerelda needs a few minutes to arrange her business.
K: I will inform Kassandra.
Kassandra!
Hey!!
Hey!!! Kassandra !!!
Darling...
E: Oh, so Kassandra likes sweet talk.
K: Actually, she hates it!
'Please not to call me honey.'

We discuss:
You're going where?!

E: So where is this class being held?
K: At the Psychiatric Center.
E: And you are going?!
K: Uh, yes...
E: Please not to go to place wallpapered with dead horses.
K: But...
E: Please not to go to dead horse factory.
K: Uh, maybe they have dead horse races.
E: With human jockeys!
Please not to go. Thank you. You're welcome. Goodbye.
K: Ok. I not to go.
Thank goodness they not to have snacks or I go.
E: Oh, yes. Dead horse buffet.

We expand: our curfew cushion
We need to live large(er)!

It is now a sofa.
Which shrinks to a loveseat.
Then an ottoman.
Now it's a footstool.
Then a stepping stool.
And finally a rock.
And then...
Goodbye.You're welcome. Thank you. Please.