Trust us. We are totally making this up.

K: It's ok as long as you don't run me over.
E: Oh, it's ok. You can do that, too.

We invent:
Baggage therapy

Don't tell me to let go of my emotional baggage.
Give me better bag!

If I have beautiful bag, right size,
I don't need to put anything in it!

First we run diagnostic test.
What kind of bag you need?
Samsonite?
Duffel bag?
Backpack?
Lunchbox?
Handbag?
Clutch?
Change Purse?
A hole in tree in the park?

Maybe you need overnight bag.
Or, you can rent storage.
We hold it for you.